Showing posts with label Funny Exams SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Exams SMS. Show all posts
koi cheez be-wafai se barh kar kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kar kya hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mai saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kya hogi:-)
Know What It Feels Like While Xams?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Time Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Time's Up
Xams Suck
Still Good Luck
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Message
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
“dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!”
Congratulations!
Good news for Delhi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae,
Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae
Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peeche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..
The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..
If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..
&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega